Ashlyn: Mom! Where's the gasoline?
Me: The gasoline?
Ashlyn: Yes, the gasoline.
Me: I don't know. Are you a car?
Ashlyn: A car?
Me: Yes. Are you a car?
Ashlyn: No, I need the gasoline that I put on my legs.
Me: Oh! The vaseline!!!!!
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