Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Mom! Where's the Gasoline?

Ashlyn: Mom! Where's the gasoline?

Me: The gasoline?

Ashlyn: Yes, the gasoline.

Me: I don't know. Are you a car?

Ashlyn: A car?

Me: Yes. Are you a car?

Ashlyn: No, I need the gasoline that I put on my legs.

Me: Oh! The vaseline!!!!!